When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.
BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS
did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE
Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them
lmaoooo son…this just ruined my childhood
BRUH NOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO
Nooooooooooooo why ya’ll destroying “Dragon Tales” ?!?!
hello friend i have important info for u
- u got chub: it cute
- u got no chub: it cute
- ur face= cute
- ur personality= hella
- u r wondlful buterflu
- kick ass of ny1 who say diffrnt
- u cute
- live life & think outside of hte box
- box is stupid u creative u got this
- go do amazin thing
that is all